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{"fact":"A cat\u2019s heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.","length":88}
{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is in extreme pain.","length":56}
{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How many lips does a flower have?","punchline":"Tulips","id":8}
{"type":"general","setup":"I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.","punchline":"I woke up exhausted!","id":53}
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