{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 41, "advice": "Don't use Excel or Powerpoint documents for your basic word processing needs."}}
{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}
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Michel Vermote is a former Belgian racing cyclist. He rode in ten Grand Tours between 1987 and 1996.
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